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(die here)
 
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12:16am 24/07/2005
  my life is the opitomy of patheticness...seriously.
what have i got going for me anymore?
my story died (thats was bound to happen)
my dad is pissed and rampaging (course he's right in some ways..which my sister is not willing to admit due to her self inflated self esteem of "im always right" gee i wonder where she gets THAT from [see the sarcasm drip from my letters])
i go to summerschool mon-thurs 6-8 pm
i work sat and sun from 11-closing both days
friday isn't much of a day off since i have to clean the house as a chore
im turning sixteen soon and my dad or mom have not ONCE mentioned driving to me [with my sister they were excited, first time have a child drive, me it's just "eh, been there done that"]
my comic idea went down the drain (well that was inevitable too)
i might not be able to go to new york as planned because dad won't stop being pissy enough to consider it, rather say "no" then let his child be happy cause hey (and i quote from him) "if im not happy no one is"
walter's probably going to be a bitch tommorrow (most likely ill show up five minutes early and he'll say "your too early go back or something" and it will be three minutes early by then)
at least lisa's nice and doesn't give a shit
andy took my seriously for once (thats the end of the world right there)
the only thing i have to relate my problems to is a screen that i stare at as letters appear on it while i push down keys that have letters on them
HA! my life is a joke as i don't speak to anyone about my problems but they tend to come to me about theirs alot..not that i mind much anyways
and i bet once school starts again their going to send me to jen (the school psychologist) to see whats "wrong" with me just to have us sit there in awkward silences while she's asking "so how's life?" and getting a "fine" in return
when the funny thing is, i already know whats wrong with me and do nothing to fix....due to whats wrong with ... amoung other things
i'd like to say im apathetic and a-motivational
translation?
im don't give a shit and im too lazy to do anything about it
lovely
like i said, my life has reached the opitomy of patheticness
maybe it'll be better in the next life...
course i don't believe in that either
grand		  
     

(1 death | die here)
 
Chapter 2   
11:33am 30/06/2005
 
mood: busy
*Evvy wakes up*
Evvy:...huh? where.....oh....am I still dreaming? But how can I sleep and dream in a dream? ....dammit now im confused
*knock knock*
Evvy: come in
Lieutenant: I’ve found a shop for you, and it has a garage so you can work on cars. it was a little bit run down but my men fixed it up nice and clean for you, dear.
Evvy: uhh...thank you
Lieutenant: why don’t we go visit it, shall we?
Evvy: Umm...sure let me get some clothes on first.
Lieutenant: Hahaha, yes that might be a smart idea. I’ll meet you downstairs dear.
*Evvy comes downstairs*
Lieutenant: splendid! Let be on our way then!
Evvy: it’s the car....
Lieutenant: Why yes! Since you fixed I thought I’d give her a test spin! But I trust that if she needs anything I can come to you, correct?
Evvy: uh....oh right!! Right! Yeah....
Lieutenant: splendid splendid, well, get in there and we’ll be off!
Evvy: right....
*they come to this little vacant store*
Lieutenant: well here it is, your new home sweet home, if I do say myself, I think it’s quite dandy!
Evvy: hmm...*hops off and goes inside*
Lieutenant: haha curious already are we, well I guess I should accompany her, well then...off we go *gets out of car*
*inside*
*ka-ching!*
Lieutenant: Haha, we thought you might need one of those, since you are starting a business.
Evvy: great! But I don’t know any of your currency nor do I have any of your currency!
Lieutenant: well, that could be troublesome couldn’t it? Well I’ll have someone come and show you! Until then, cheer-i-o!
Evvy: oh great......
.~meanwhile~.
*Justine sips some tea*
Julian: do you like it?
Justine: ...well...im not one for tea myself, but it’s good enough good enough to say good enough so I don’t get my ass hanged by a friggin prince!
Julian: Wondeful. Well let me show you around the castle.
*hour later*
Justine: *spacing out*
Julian: hfjhduishtrjkfnduishsjkbvuidaojkf
Justine: *notices doorway to outside.....smiles*
Julian: hfjhewuianfcuiaeohnfj *looks back* ....huh? *blink blink* *angry face* GAURDS!!! GAURDS!!
Guard: yes sire?
Julian: seal off all the exits!
Guard: Of course sire, right away.
Justine: and I was trying to be curteous *seriously pieved*
*Justine is running outside*
*climbs over a wall and starts to run down a street*
*brumbrumbrumbrumbrum*
Justine: huh?
*car drives by, Justine sees Evvy*
Justine: That’s Evvy!!! I have to follow it!...oh crap....HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW A MOVING VEHICLE?!?!
*screeeeeeeeeeech car stops*
Random girl: now why are you screaming so loudly?
Jusinte: huh?
Random girl: I asked: why are you screaming so loudly! Ugh, doesn’t anybody listen?
Justine: oh because my sister is in that car and I need to catch up BUT I CAN’T RUN AS FAST AS A FRIGGIN CAR!
Random Girl: Well, you should’ve said so! Dur! Get in.
Justine: how do I know I can trust you? I don’t even know you!
Random girl: My name is anna, I was born here and have lived for 16 years during those 16 years I lived an eventful life. There now you know me. Now get in!
Justine: I’m in I’m in! chill!
Anna: Tang! Okay let’s go!
Justine: tang? WHOOAAAAAA!
*the speed away as anna drives violently downs the street*
Justine: WHERE ARE YOU GOING!
Anna: im following the car! *smile*
Justine: THAT’S THE WRONG CAR!!
Anna: oops.....oh well! OOH! LOOKS IT’S CHARLOTTES BAR!
*extreme turn is made*
Justine: AAAAAAAAAAH!! IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE!!!
Anna: haha oh would you relax! Your not gonna die, maybe you’ll be a little bruised on the bum, but your not gonna die ^^
Justine: IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR LISCENSE?!
Anna: Nope! Only my permit!
Justine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
*they drive into parking lot*
Justine: *jumps out of car* SOLID GROUND!!!!
Anna: c’mon let’s go inside!
Justine: I don’t have any money one me....
Anna:...you don’t?
Justine: nooo...
Anna: oh well! I’ll beg charlottes for free drinks!
*they walk inside*
.~meanwhile~.
Evvy: grrr....will this guy ever show up?? My god......this is ridiculous
*ti-ling ti-ling*
Evvy: what do you know...i have a bell on the door.... YES?
*Man steps in*
Evvy: GAH! IT’S YOU! YOU SONOVA—
Marques: I see you made it out ali—OW!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!! *and the wrench has been thrown people*
Evvy: YOU JERK!! YOU JUST LEFT ME THERE ON SOME FRIGGIN ROOF!!! WHO KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE MIGHT’VE SEEN ME?!! YOU BASTARD *continues to throw things at him* YOU MORON! YOU MO—
Marques: this is getting boring... SHUT – huh?
Evvy: YOU ASS—AAAAAAAH! *she just fell through a hole!*
Marques: HUH?! WTF?! *starts to run towards hole....hole closes on foot* OW!! *takes foot out*.....*stares at floor* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!
*ti-ling ti-ling*
Marques:....aw....crap
*Officer looks at marques....marques looks at officer*
Officer: IT’S YOU!!
Marques: I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!!!
*officer runs out and away*
Marques:....aw....crap
.~meanwhile~.
Evvy: --AAAAAAH!! *thunk* OW! WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!! WHAT DID I DO NOW?
Julian: who are you?
Evvy: *spins around* ...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Julain: I asked first
Evvy: AND? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?
Julian: *peeved* im Prince Julian for your information, now who are you?
Evvy: Im Evvy *stubborn assed face*
Julian: Okay...Eddie—
Evvy: Evvy you know like ev and then ie? Yeah GET IT RIGHT MORON!
Julian: you little twerp....
Evvy: and proud of it asshole *gives him the finger*
Julian:...and what does that mean?
Evvy:.....nvm
Julian: anyways EV-Y, where are you from?
Evvy: *blink*.....uhh....TITAN’S COUNTY!
Julian: ....thats possible since everyone there is quite odd....*snaps out of it* why are you here?
Evvy: I have my reasons;
Julian: *beyond peeved* *grabs her by the neck* listen here, if you don’t start talking im going to put you out to be hanged you got that?!
Evvy: BITE ME! *takes wrench from pocket and makes his arm bend in ways an arm shouldn’t bend*
*he screams....dur*
Julian: Gaurds!!!!!!!!
Evvy: Oh don’t mess with this assholes!! *uber scary pic of Evvy with wrenchs....eep*
*gaurds come storming in breaking through the door*
Evvy: okay maybe that’s about a gijillion to many for me to handle....
Julian: YOU MORONS THAT DOOR WAS OPEN!!!!
Gaurds: sorry sire.. CHARGE!!!!
Evvy: Idiots *runs towards the other end where door is out into a library room and locks door behind her*
*gaurds bash door....unsuccesfully*
Guard 1: you know this is a lot harder then it looks when it’s locked isn’t it?
Gaurds (all): *motion of agreement*
Julian: *sweat drop* ....i have morons here to protect me from danger, now I know my life is safe.....
.~meanwhile~.
Anna: YAY! WE GOT FREE DRINKS THANKS TO CHAR!!
Justine: yay...now how do I get do I know where the car is going?
*BAM*
Justine: huh?
*officers troll in through door, General is with them*
Justine: EEP! Hide me!
Anna: huh? Hmm.... come with me
Justine: *arm gets pulled* whoa!
*back with general and charlotte*
General: hello Charlotte
Charlotte: Hello General
General: still got that attitude?
Charlotte: always have and always will
General: you should get rid of it before your tongue get’s cut out
Charlotte: is that a threat general? Cause I wouldn’t be making threats towards me if I were you
General: *taken aback and kind of scared* hmph
Charlotte: Tell me what you want then leave General
General: we have reason to believe that a woman with strange hair is hiding in your bar
Charlotte: there are a lot of women with strange hair in this bar, sorry, but you’ll have to be more specific *obvious hate towards the guy*
General: well then we’ll just have to check everyone won’t we
Charlotte: I think that might be out of your league General, maybe you should get the rookie to do it
General: my charlotte was that a compliment?
Charlotte: NO. to put it bluntly, it might be to hard for you and your pea-sized brain. I want you out of this bar, NOW
General: But I have a decree from the prince! *frantically pointing to sheet of paper*
Charlotte: does it look like I care? Git! Or I will use force. *evil glare of DOOM*
General: Men, Let’s leave.
Officer: but sir—
General: I said let’s go!
Charlotte: hmph AND STAY OUT!
*behind stage*
Charlotte: you guys okay?
Anna: YUP! Hey charlotte help me with this thing.
Charlotte: sure! What would you do without me?
Anna: haha, yeah everytime I come here to sing it’s gonna be like “charlotte, yeah can you do this for me?” haha
Charlotte: there we go!
Anna: Tang!
Justine: who are you guys?
Charlotte: Oh my god! I can’t believe I didn’t say hi! I’m charlotte, the owner of this bar, and this is Anna, our star singer
Justine: oh, did you know you’re both absolutely gorgeous
Charlotte: well I do try! Haha, but really thanks
Justine: Well I should get going, I need to find my sister
Charlotte: oh yeah? Whats she look like? Maybe she passed by here.
Justine: ...umm....shes got dark red hair....like...a mix between red and brown...kinda yellowish-golden eyes....
Charlotte: oh I’ve seen her!! She was the really cute one that passed by hear! She bought the Shirley temple! Well Marques bought it for her....but if he hadn’t I certainly would’ve!
Justine: huh?
Anna: psst, I think she’s trying to hit on your sister
Justine:...ooooh....wait...WHAT?!
Charlotte: your pretty too, don’t get offended. But there’s only one of me, sorry!
Justine:....im....speechless
Anna:...but you just said something
Justine: ....
Anna: see? Now you’re speechless
------CHAPTER END------		  
     

(die here)
 
okay..this is now a story journal thingy...   
03:22pm 29/06/2005
 
mood: content
okay im trying to make a story, but if i don't find some way to keep at it, im gonna slip, so im gonna post it, chapter by chapter, here. their is no consisitent date, if two chapters come on the same day grand, if they don't come withing a weeks worth of time...grand....but this is just to keep me at it so yeah...chapter one (p.s., it's written in play format ... like a dialogue):

Evvy: …why are we doing this?
Justine: It’ll be nice to have a break once in a while!!
Evvy: I want to go back
Justine: OH COME OFF IT!! It’s Florida!! Who wouldn’t want to go to Florida?! *sparkly eyes*
Evvy: me
Justine: *glare*
Attention all passengers on flight 739 bound to Orlando, Florida; the flight has been delayed due to storms in the Orlando region.
Justine: *spazz* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! NOT NOW!!
Evvy: *hehe o__O|||||*
Justine: YOU CAUSED THIS!!!
Evvy: WHAT? Why are you putting the blame on me?! *sweat drop*
Justine: you and your weather making boobies!!
Evvy: *aside* wrong person…wait....what boobies?! I don’t have boobies!
Justine:...well let’s see if we can find a restaurant to chill in
*enter the coffee tree...or something like that...I DON’T KNOW!! Maybe it’s a subway! For all I care XP*
Justine: this looks like a good spot
Evvy: only to someone who’s addicted to coffee…*murmur*
Justine: *power pose* COFFE IS GOD
Evvy: *starts to walk away and into place*
Justine: HEY WAIT UP!
*seated at table, handed menus and stuff*
Random guy 1: whoa, check out that chick
Random guy 2: which one?
RG1: the one with the sweet hair!
RG2: daaaaamn! She is one hot fox! But I like the other one better
RG1: are you kidding? She doesn’t have nearly as much cleavage
RG2: haha! Your right!
Evvy: *vein pop* I can hear you *mummer*
Justine: ignore em; they’re a bunch of losers anyways
RG2: WE ARE NOT LOSERS
RG1: oh smooth one asshole, now we are
RG2: oops
Waitress: Hello, fellow travelers! What can I get you today?
Evvy: *focus on reading tag* *tag says “Sony”
Justine: I’ll have an Ice coffee
Evvy: *waves it off* lemonade
Sony: *vein pop* *sudden onset of a thick Indian accent* JUST BECAUSE I AM AN INDIAN PERSON DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN TREAT LIKE AN INFERIOR BEING *crying power pose, tidal wave in background*
Justine:...um….she’s just had a bad day….
Sony: ….oh *Indian accent suddenly disappears* OKAY! Ill go get your drinks! Would you like anything else? *smile smile*
Justine: *scary sweat drop* no no that’s alright thanks
*Evvy falling asleep on table to the side*
*hour later*
Justine: lets go wonder around *said as paying bill*
Evvy: whatever
Justine: *vein pop* I said LETS GO!
Sony: …she is scarier then me
*they come across a hallway with a bunch of paintings*
Justine: WOW! Look at all these paintings!! They’re all so beautiful!!
Evvy: huh? *notices one with a little town and forest and ocean*
Evvy: see I want to go there
Justine: *walks over* that is pretty, too bad it’s a painting.
Evvy: yeah, if only it existed....
*Evvy passes out*
Justine: Evvy!! ARE YOU OKAY?! Evvy....?
*Justine passes out right after*
*black out*
*Evvy eyes closed....blinks*
Evvy: ouch....i feel like I have a hangover (;_;)
Evvy: *looks around* ....where the hell am i?
*foresty area, Evvy’s duffel, no Justine, no justine’s duffel*
Evvy: aww crap, *get’s up* ouch! >_< my bum! ....that hurts...okay now to find Justine.

Evvy: Justine!! Where are you?!
Justine: I’m over her-aaAAAA!!!
Evvy: Justine?! *runs towards clearing to find empty * *drops* where the hell are we Justine? *  Whispers to self*
///
*Evvy is walking through currently unknown town*
*is walking down alley/comes up to dead end*
Unknown man: Excuse me? Are you lost?
Evvy: *blank stare* honestly?
UM: I’d prefer honesty
Evvy: I have no idea
UM: then may I be of assistance?
Evvy: I don’t know about that either
UM: *haha* then allow me to at least try! Where are you headed?
Evvy:… I’ve never been here before, so, again, I wouldn’t know.
UM: then let us stop to get a drink first shall we? My name is Marques *note: mar-kes
Evvy: …sure, im Evvy.
*they start to walk down alley*
Marques: *smiles* seems we’ve been spotted
General: Why hello Marques
Marques: hello General
General: What a lovely companion you have
Marques: she is indeed isn’t she?
General: *warmth starts to retreat from face* may I inquire as to who she is?
Marques: She’s a friend of mine that’s visiting General, nothing to worry about.
General: and this friends name would be
Evvy: It’s Evvy. *flat*
General: Well, Evvy, you’d better watch your back; we don’t like new comers *walks away*
Evvy: what was—
Marques: lets go!
*picks her up and puts in her in the horse drawn carriage, he gets on as it’s moving*
.~meanwhile~.
*Justine wakes up*
Justine: ouch…I feel like I have a hangover ( ;_; )
Julian: Ah! Your up!
Justine…up and in pain…and you are?
Julian: oh so sorry! Where are my manners? Im Julian, prince of this kingdom
Justine: really……and where am I?
Julian: Your in Polestar
Justine: Polestar?
Julian: haha, it does sound odd doesn’t it? It was named that because this once used to be the best place to find the answer to any question, now people believe it still is but none will venture here to find out, but the name stayed.
Justine:…uh-huh… I must’ve hit my head really hard somewhere.
Julian: well you did have a bumpy ride
Justine: BUMPY RIDE?
Julian: yes…I was being attacked by our enemies and you would’ve gotten killed had I not saved you, but it was quite turbulent.
Justine:… *sweatdrop*
.~meanwhile~.
*they get off the horse drawn carriage*
Evvy: can we do that again, sometime?
Marques: umm…first let’s eat something and have a drink
Evvy:…wait…obviously this isn’t where I come from…what kind of currency do you use?
Marques: *confused look* Credits and bits what do you use?
Evvy: *sigh* dollar bill and coins
Marques: *intrigued* what are those?
Evvy: my currency.
Marques: but I’ve never heard of it before! Nevertheless, the drinks will be my treat
Evvy: But –
Marques: just say yes
Evvy: yes?
Marques: that’s my girl.
*enter bar and sit down at table*
Evvy:….um…what’s with all the noises coming from people?
Marques: noises? Their just speaking their own language…
Evvy: …*shocked* ..*relaxes* nevermind
Marques: o-kaay…
*bartender walks up*
Waitress: Hi! What can I get you? Oh look...it’s Marques *smirk*
Marques: haha, look it’s charlotte
Charlotte: and proud of it! Oooooh! Who’s your new friend?
Evvy:...umm....im Evvy.
Charlotte: your cute! Anyways what can I get you guys?
Marques: you know what I want to drink charlotte, you?
Evvy: *mumble* least I know what that is *speaks up* ...umm....what kind of drinks do you have?
Charlotte: well we have Izarra, Gin, Limoncello, Charteuse, beer, whiskey, vodka, wine, tequila, spritzers, Shirley templ--
Evvy:ill have a Shirley temple thank you
Charlotte: kay! Coming right up!
Marques: well that’s a sweet one
Evvy: and?
Marques: no, nothing. Just stating the obvious
Evvy: So what is this place?
Marques: It’s the city of Polestar, used to be the biggest knowledge center in the world, now, not so much.
Evvy: Why?
Marques: Because spirits started to populate and become known. People automatically assumed they were evil. And this place was the most populated.
Evvy: Why did they assume they were evil?
Marques: ...you must be from WAY out. They assumed they were evil cause they were different. Nowadays though, you can’t tell the difference between a person and a spirit. So everyone keeps to themselves a lot more.
Charlotte: Here are your drinks! Say Marques, are you boring the poor girl?
Marques: What? She asked me a question I answered it!
Charlotte: *to Evvy* he’s just probably trying to hit on you! But you know, if your ever free, give me a call *wink*
Marques: char...lotte.... *vein pop*
Charlotte: Heresyourdrinksbyebye!
Evvy:*....dazed* .... did she just ask me out?
Marques: yeah *takes a drink*
Evvy: *blink* you ordered wine?
Marques: yeah, why? I like white wine!
Evvy: nono I didn’t mean to offend it’s just...isn’t that expensive?
Marques:...not really...no
Evvy:...oh
Marques: *stares into space* you going to take her up on her offer?
Evvy: huh?
Marques: Charlottes offer.
Evvy: oh, um....she incredibly gorgeous....incredibly....gorgeous.....but I don’t really date girls that often....
Marques: mmm....ANYWAYS! *jumps forward slamming glass down on table* since your incredibly new why don’t show you around!
Lieutenant: *put’s hand on Marques’s shoulder* that’d be wonderful Marques, *whispered* why don’t we show her the courthouse first *warm smile*
Marques: and now why would I go and do that? It’s dull and its--* hand squeez’s shoulder* .... *glares at lieutenant* *whisper * fine ill bring her to the court house. On one condition.
Lieutenant: you shouldn’t be the one naming conditions
Marques: I get to finish my tour. *lieutenant stares...more or less bewildered*
Lieutenant:...alright, but you owe me one
Marques: goodbye lieutenant
Lietenant: *turns to Evvy* have a nice tour ma’am *leaves*
Marques: Charlotte!
Charlotte: *even louder* Marques how many times have I told you not to shout!!!!!!!
Evvy:....*sweatdrop*
Marques: bring over the check
Charlotte: and what will you do if I don’t?
Marques: turn you into a frog and leave without payig....
Charlotte: ...i could do without both, be right back
Evvy: is she always strong willed?
Marques: oh yeah, strong willed with a bark and bite to match *sigh*
Charlotte: Here’s your check! *turns to Evvy* did you consider my offer?
Evvy: *blink blink* I’ll certainly consider it *smile*
Charlotte: Yay! *kisses Evvy on cheek* wel then ill see you sometime soon!
Evvy: *as charlotte leaves* ....i think im turnig bi o__O
Marques: *angered face* let’s go shall we? *offers hand*
Evvy: Alright, I figure I have nothing left to lose *takes Marques’s hand*
*after about an hour of touring (where Evvy is only half paying attention)*
Marques: hmm....
Evvy: huh?
Marques: I believe we’re being followed *smile*
Evvy: what?! By who?!
Marques: take my hands
Evvy: umm...okay
Random Officers: Marques! Don’t you da—
Marques: *whispers inot her ear* hold on
*Evvy nods*
Marques: *salutes the soldiers*
Soldier/officer: MARQUES!!!!
*marques starts to float in the air...taking Evvy with him*
Evvy: OH MY GOD *clasps on to marques*
Marques: haha, just leave everything to me
Evvy: *nods*
*later they land on roof top*
Marques: *sigh* and this is where I leave you
Evvy: wait where am i?!
Marques: at the courthouse *bows* sorry, it’s a duty that needs to be done just wait ill they find you
Evvy: you can’t just leave me!!
Marques: watch me *bows* *smiles* *leaves*
Evvy: YOU JERK!
Officer: *looks up from walking up stairs* *GASP/POINT* IT’S HER!!
*Evvy with a “no shit Sherlock” look on her face*
*inside*
Lieutenant: a miracle....
Evvy: what is?
Lieutenant: he kept his word.
Evvy: *blink*
Lieutenant: Anyways, tell me where your from dear
Evvy: *glances at map* ....titan’s county....?
Lieutenant: hmm....*rubbing chin*....you do seem like the type, they are an odd bunch of people. But why would you want to leave.
Evvy: I have my reasons!
Lieutenant: Now, now. No need to get feisty with me, dear.
Evvy: *skewed angry face*
Lieutenant: haha, *rubs her head* well if you plan on staying here what will you work as?
Evvy: huh? Well....im good with machinery....
Lieutenant: Machinery ay? Let’s put that to the test shall we?
Evvy: ah crap
Lieutenant: follow me.
*they reach a small little garage with a worn down car that looks something like an old classic car.like a buggy*
Lieutenant: used to be my favorite car, then she just stopped one day. If you can fix her, I’ll give you a shop, rent free for the first few months. And I do keep my word.
Evvy: .... *walks towards the machine* *pops open the engine hood dust flies all over the place*
Evvy: COUGH COUGH at least the engine looks about the same as the cars back home....
Evvy: where did you put my stuff? I need it
Lieutenant: *takes a breath from the pipe (yes he has a pipe)* Officer.
Officer: *obviously rookie* Yes Sir?!
Lieutenant: go get this little lady’s effects please
Officer: of course sir! Right away sir!
*five minutes later he comes in with her duffle bag and stuff*
Officer: this thing is heavy....*mumble*
Evvy: Thank you very much
*takes bag with ease, walks to car, sets bag down and starts to sort through it, taking out a belt with pouches on it*
Lieutenant: *takes seat while intently watching*
*Evvy starts to work on car*
* awhile later the lieutenant is in the drivers seat and Evvy is looking in the engine*
Evvy: try starting it up *lieutenant turns the key* *engine starts up...then stops*
Evvy:hmmm.... *turns something with wrench* try it again *lieutenant starts the car...it stays on*
Lieutenant: *shocked* it works ...amazing. well, a deal is a deal, I’ll find you a shop first thing tomorrow morning for now you can stay in one of the rooms upstairs.
Evvy: *nods* .... do you have a shower or anything?
Lieutenant: *stares* *starts to laugh* Of course, of course, I imagine you wouldn’t
want to go to bed with all that axel grease on you. Upstairs at the end of the hall way, dear.
Evvy: thank you *runs off with duffle and stuff*
Lieutenant: what an interesting child *take puff of pipe*
~CHAPTER END~

NOTE: EXCUSE THE GRAMMERS ERRORS...im just too lazy to fix them		  
     

(die here)
 
haha   
07:23pm 14/06/2005
 
mood: hahaha
"If you seperate female birds and place the in seperate cages, the females remain indifferent to the change...but the males, eventually, begin chasing after each other. Gender doesn't matter when there's no other choice."
"how come?"
"because boys are horny! *smile smile*"
- Legal Drug - Clamp - convo between kudo and nayuki at an all-boys school

"do you play any sports, Dr.Umeda?"
"Simple answer. NO. || Why? I'll tell you why. Athletes are nothing but narcissistic masochists! What's fun about abusing your body until you pass out? If i wanted to do that, I certainly wouldn't do it with exercise!"
"man, he's got issues..."
- Hana Kimi - Hisaya Nakajo - convo between Mizuki and Dr. Umeda XD
haha...funny stuff		  
     

(2 deaths | die here)
 
wee..fun stuff fun stuff   
08:10pm 21/05/2005
 
mood: i feel so high right now
okay funny things heard over the speaker at work:

"uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh...............oh crap *click*"

"happy birthday agnus wherever you are..."

o___o

so yeah....today was interesting levis (leh-vis) was there shes fun ^^ and i worked in front ^^ (wow....) and everyone had icecream pops.....that was awkward....(DIRTY THOUGHTS..but im sorry when everyone has an icecream pop in their mouth...it's just SOOO wrong ;_;) andy and levis tryed to take pictures of everyone with their phones...somehow i got caught in the middle....oh and im now named RAMONA...god knows how that happened....so since andy calls me ranoma i call andy bob....and levis calls him pedro, i like hers better. and camelo has an earing (which i never knew he had cause he doesn't wear it to work) the same place where nicoles third one is (for the visual)...he can take it off and change it...she can't...so i asked...he said it was weird ^_^ sorry nicole no success.

i got new shoes!! they weren't the ones i originally wanted (since the ones i wanted weren't in my size) so my dad picked them out for me...there like a converse rip off and you know why he chose them?

"they protect your toes from getting wet....." okay dad...sure >__>

and yeah...GOOD LUCK FOR MIKI AND HER DANCE PREFORMANCES!!! XD...and i got a lot of calls and text messages on my phone today...i felt very special and very awkward...cause it would start to vibrate in my pocket (WHICH REALLY TICKLES) and i would start to laugh...not that loudly thank god...but i started to laugh and people looked at me like "wtf?!" so yeah.....		  
     

(die here)
 
UMM...I WILL SMITE THEE WITH BILL GATES HELLSPAWN...which i don't have   
01:21pm 13/05/2005
 
mood: it looks like it needs to pee
don't ask came from fanfic i read....XDDDDD funny stuff funny stuff....ANYWAYS...im fealling really random today...and im going to see the school play today today!!! it's called:
SCARSDALE: the musical = the untrue story of how it really is!!
OMG!!! THE UNTRUE STORY!!! wow
okay that was.....blah...
and YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! IM DOOMED!!! "gir"
mwaha....
BLAH O_______o		  
     

(die here)
 
i hate l33t speakers...okay maybe not all of them   
06:11pm 30/04/2005
 
mood: fuckers!!!!!!!!
there is this one guy on xanga (yes i have a xanga...*runs away from xanga haters*) who speaks...well "speaks" *cough writes cough* l337 or l33t...or w/e ...anyways he keeps on flaming on my xanga!! and i told him to stop a million times (exaggeration but i did tell him to stop) and...he doesn't...so i read his xanga...with surprising ease (i can read l33t..i just can't type it...so don't even go there) and he has like...a MAJOR superiority (can't spell) complex...and his xanga reminds me of my current fav quote:

"Sorry. No on here speaks "I can't type for shit 'cause i didn't pass grade school"

said by someone on gaia..who is now my god XD ..
but seriously this guy needs to stop flaming my xanga -___- i have the urge to change my name if he keeps flaming...and i will "hax h15 @55" (i can't type l33t so i made that up) before i change my name, meaning?
IM SO REPORTING HIM!		  
     

(die here)
 
im so bored   
07:54pm 17/04/2005
  <tr><td>What do they call you? </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"><input ... ></td></tr><tr><td>When is your cake-day? </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"><input ... ></td></tr><tr><td>What color are you feelin`? </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"><input ... ></td></tr><tr><td>What grade you reppin`? </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"><input ... ></td></tr><tr><td>What`s your favorite song? </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"><input ... ></td></tr><tr><td>You are a ViRGiN =) </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3">TRUE</td></tr><tr><td>You are in l0ve <3 </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3">FALSE</td></tr><tr><td>You are: </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3">YOURSELF! - Yes, you are N0T one of the 3 P`s. GO Y0U! You have your own style and personality that is impossible to label! There is not one word that can describe you. All there is to say is...NEVER CHANGE.</td></tr><tr><td>You are a true: </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3">Friend - Your not selfish at all! You care about other people and their needs.</td></tr><tr><td>You like: </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3">)</td></tr><tr><td>One of your go0d qualities is: </td><td bgcolor="#D8DAF3">Unknown...Don`t Worry, I`m sure you have a good quality somewhere in there</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#2C0860"><input ... ></td></tr>  
     

(die here)
 
weeeee! jackie the crack addicted leperchaun....umm...   
06:13pm 03/04/2005
 
mood: being cool, oh yeah
quote of day: "if you can't amaze people people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit"

okay...blahness...this thing needs some attention so im going to update it..i have xm online radio for my comp...very interesting (psst: i prefer my mp3 player (aka music match)) but w/e. anyways, life is peachy some guy at works jokes because he thinks i smoke crack (note: I DON'T) so yeah..but then again he also says im a leperchaun..dun know how that works because im not a goblin and im 5'6'' o___o but c'est la vie as some french genious would say...in french (duh) but anyways (god i have to stop saying that!!!) ... (struggles with urge to type "anyways"...DAMMIT) so....(stops self) ...yeah
....dammit...NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENS IN MY LIFE!!!
my life is sooo boring...no one would want it.....
my keyboard duster is running out of air...poopie		  
     

(die here)
 
I'VE GOT MY KEYBOARD BACK!!   
06:43pm 31/03/2005
 
mood: hyper
for those of you who actually read this and don't know i got my keyboard taken away from me...NOW I HAVE IT BACK!! *starts to do lame dance and sings* i got my keyboard i got my keyboard..oh yeah...how smooth am i? audience: you SUCK ....me: *sniff* your so mean *sigh* tough crowd		  
     

(1 death | die here)
 
weeeeee   
01:43pm 16/03/2005
 
mood: aggravated
i want to update this thing more often cept i dun have a keyboard (im using the on screen one while my dad sleeps...so smart...) so im getting sick of the screen keyboad ill update when i get my normal board back... >.		  
     

(1 death | die here)
 
so...yeah...weeeee   
10:36am 20/01/2005
  i fell pissed off and tired and i have no idea why...ah well... felt like spoofing....blahness  
     

(die here)
 
hiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
10:33pm 18/09/2004
 
mood: amused
okay im deciding to update this thingy more often...........just for the fun of it *grins* anyways i have completely fallen in love with a new comic, the name? BLACK CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAWAII!!!!!!!!!! okay im amused, anyways (i say that alot, have to stop that.......... -_-)......okay, i love Train!!!!! (main charac. in Black Cat) he's mine all mine!!!!!!!!!! *hugs possesively* *heart heart* so, blah, my life is pretty much boring right now, i got a job at C-Town (DeCicco) and i work there......cause i owe a lot of people money T_T so i work there, and my comps all fixed now!!! i got the ending song (1st season) to Naruto, and im listening to it over and over and over, i love it and apparently can't get enough of it *heart heart* so yeah.........*sigh* i have a deviant art thingy too.........im pretty good........i think *~* so yeah, im in a class with all freshman in school, (me being sophmore).........NANI?! oh right......i failed it didn't i.........*starts side stepping out of view* i need to find a wallpaper or icon of Black Cat....but since its not out in english and not well known here (well, not that i know of anyways) i can't seem to find much, so yeah (again) .......... blah, so now i have to go and do other stuff....so hona-otsu!!!!!!!		  
     

(die here)
 
erm.......hi?   
12:49pm 07/09/2004
 
mood: bored
hi anyways i just changed my background..........it's sesshomaru........he's cute ^_^ anyways i need to change yuna........i don't like her anymore....ill get back on that		  
     

(die here)
 
i got internet!!!!   
01:28pm 29/08/2004
  okay i know that i don't usually update this but this is a very, VERY, worthy update.........
I GOT INTERNET ON MY COMPUTER!!!! now all you people are wondering (how did you not have internet on you computer?) well the answer is simple: webtv, it's sucks and its slow. so yeah thats all i wanted to update....hahaha... hona-otsu!		  
     

(die here)
 
okay just had a thought   
01:20pm 04/07/2004
  well before i start this thing i would like to say to evryone HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!...okay w i can say what i want:
so i was thinking theres a livejournal....and a deadjournal......but what if you don't want to be alive...but you don't want to be dead ......shouldn't there be a limbo? y'know like a "between life and death" kinda thing.....well i guess theres xanga for that...casue i mean it's t dead or alive it's just....xanga. *silence*...okay ignore me and my incoherent babbling.......im just bored if you want to know why go to my xanga (because im not dead or alive so i ended up having all three because i was bored one day and decided that i would hav three journals cause im just stupid like that....well technicly i have four if you count deviantart.....yeah whatever) well you all know my xanga and if you don't then here it is:
www.xanga.com/deliciouslydemonic
yay
so yeah im still severley bored......ill go see what else i can do now....buh-byezz		  
     

(die here)
 
ok this is funny, if you have cats or dogs you have to read this!   
07:37am 04/06/2004
 
mood: happy
ok kristen sent this to jess, and jess showed it to me, and i asked jess if i could put it on my xanga, and she said yes, so here goes enjoy:

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m.Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m.Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m.Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m.Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an
informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ....

TeeHee		  
     

(die here)
 
heya ppl!   
10:15am 13/05/2004
 
mood: drained
okay so im doing better in school, (i hope) and im actuaslly doing homework right now (im taking a break, even though i shouldn't)okay I just went to do it and finished, hahahaha, I am great!!! *no you're not* (50 ton rock of disencouragement falls on head) loser, you didn't have to ruin it *im keeping you in line* ..... so? *sigh, go do something else* (starts walking away, stops, runs back full speed) HEY!!! WTF! I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU! *whatever do what you want* I WILL! (moment of silence)...................
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(walks away)
*sigh* *whatever "hona ostu!" I have to go watch, make sure she doesn't get in trouble*		  
     

(die here)
 
okay sure   
02:38pm 11/05/2004
 
mood: content
i'll update got nothin' better to do,.... not that im dissing lj, hell no. but the funny thing is is that i already have xanga (like i've said before) but whatever ppl have fun and may your lives be like toilet paper, long and useful. and if anyone know how many xxxholic books there are, how many tsubasa books there are or how many fruits basket books there are please, pretty please, PLEASE inform me.... thanx *smiles* well g2g anyways so hona ostu!!		  
     

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